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The Gilbertist Commandments

  • Writer: James Grosch
    James Grosch
  • Nov 6, 2024
  • 1 min read

Updated: Nov 26, 2024

Gilbert is love

Gilbert is life

Gilbert will solve all of your strife

Gilbert is strong, stronger than most

Gilbert will teach you how to be happy with just a cardboard box

Gilbert emphasizes the importance of silliness

Gilbert never lets anyone harm a very silly cat

Gilbert will ensure that humanity bends their knees to these

majestic creatures

Gilbert is the perfect very silly cat

Gilbert will ensure that humanity is enslaved to the power and all might of silly cats

 
 
 

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