The Gilbertist Commandments
- James Grosch
- Nov 6, 2024
- 1 min read
Updated: Nov 26, 2024
Gilbert is love
Gilbert is life
Gilbert will solve all of your strife
Gilbert is strong, stronger than most
Gilbert will teach you how to be happy with just a cardboard box
Gilbert emphasizes the importance of silliness
Gilbert never lets anyone harm a very silly cat
Gilbert will ensure that humanity bends their knees to these
majestic creatures
Gilbert is the perfect very silly cat
Gilbert will ensure that humanity is enslaved to the power and all might of silly cats
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